This is one funny song for all the desis abroad. This song is based on famous arati Om Jai Jagdish Hare. I guess it is sung by Devang Patel. Those who know Om Jai Jagdish Arati, will enjoy this song.Here you go.

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Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na….

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Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother’s younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?

Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!

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Do you know the similarity between “Dinasaurs” & “Decent Girls”

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

Contributed by Vinayak Sanil from Mumbai

This is a very very funny mail. I know most of you have read it before but add yet another moment to your life…read it and laugh out loudly. This mail is not intended to insult anyone of anykind and should be not taken to heart. It does not have Resemblance to anyone living or dead or yet to be born

Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
Kerala

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.

What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.

Who found out that?
His aandy.

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.

Who is Malayali’s fyamousu eactor end aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga, Sam Bandey (Shyam Pandey).

Why Kerala is the heghly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala

Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do anything for meney.

Which car does he purchase when he gets license?
Second hand Mercedes.

Please don’t delete this file after reading, at least you
should send
this mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cecenut oil
20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips
40 Malayalis you will receive appams
Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field
behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a
whole month’s supply of cecenut oil and benena chips free .
ha ha ha!
have a nice day & keep smiling.

Its a contribution by a Friend Lord Chaitanya yet another Malyalee from Bahrain.